Msg: 5761 *Conference*

04-10-95 23:06:30

From: RICHARD HANSON

To : JOE JONES

Subj: REPLY TO MSG #5759 (HOW LONG IS A YEAR?)

Hi Joe.  I understand your concern about library access.  Perhaps you don't
understand that I keep track of absolutely every transaction ... it's an
amazing database of information and trivia, started back in the 80's. 

I looked up all the Jones in the active file and found only one Joe Jones that
once had library access (i.e., Joseph T. Jones).  That Jones was in Provo UT,
not Vista CA.  He (perhaps you) sent a check that was received on 10-14-93 for
$12 for library access.  His access was good through 10/31/94 (L1094).  

If, during that time, that Jones failed to log on for 6 months prior to
10/31/94 their entry was deleted at midnight 11/01/94.  If they logged on
within 6 months prior to their library access end date their userlog entry was
kept alive but their library access ended at midnight 11/01/94.  In such case
their "Calling from" information included the word (MEMBER), instead of
(L1094).


 ExpDt Name                 City          ST Date and ordering info
 ----- -------------------- ------------- -- -----------------------------
 L1095 Thomas H. Jones, Jr. Marmet        WV
       Charles T. Jones     Oklahoma City OK
       William C. Jones     Vallejo       CA
       Rev. O. Alan Jones   Piketon       OH
       Dusty Jones          Takoma Park   MD
       Wayne Marshall Jones San Francisco CA
       Debbie Jones         Harrisburg    OR
 L1094 Joseph T. Jones      Provo         UT 10-14-93 Chk $12 Library access
       Dick Jones           Arvada        CO
 L0393 Roger E. Jones       Birmingham    AL
 L0793 Dennis Jones         Killeen       TX
       William L. Jones     Cedaredge     CO
       David Jones          Westerville   OH
       Kristina Jones       Middlebury    VT
       Buck & Janet Jones   Downingtown   PA
       Quinton Jones Jr     Los Angeles   CA
       Tom Jones            Vancouver     WA

So ... tell me a little about yourself, Joe.  Which Joe Jones are you from the
above list?  -Rick-

PS: I noted that you went through the upgrade survey but did not present credit
card billing information as requested nor did you present phone numbers.  What
gives?