Msg: 5053 *Conference*
04-28-94 07:21:16
From: RICHARD HANSON
To : JOE STEPHAN
Subj: REPLY TO MSG #5052 (JOSE'S FUN)
Hi Joe. Didn't know you went into the hospital. Your people didn't contact my people. We didn't do lunch! > Finally back home following 10 days in the hospital for emergency surgery. What in the heck took 10 days? I know... it's... JOSE'S TOP 10 LIST: "What takes 10 days in a hospital?" 10. Mistaken for Joe Piscapo, you're delayed signing autographs. 9. You're curious to see if the food ever changes. 8. The emergency room is a little backed up. 7. Pregnant Mexican mothers are hogging hospital staff time. 6. You owe them nothing and they don't believe you. 5. Your doctor is on vacation, playing golf. 4. Your nurses name is Bobbit and you decided to wait for a replacement. 3. You're having too much fun riding gurnies. 2. They placed you in the poker wing. And the #1 thing that takes 10 days in a hospital is... They're still adding up the bill! ---- What's this... you're... > Still kicking, Jose Why in heaven's name are you kicking yourself?! I guess it means you're feeling better, or feeling yourself... ahhmmm... I mean... feeling like your old self. -Rick-