Msg: 1990 *Conference*

03-18-92 00:18:28

From: STEPHEN MELCHER

To : JOE STEPHAN

Subj: REPLY TO MSG #1987 (BBS TRICKS)

I KNEW IT!!! I have spent hours the last few months slaving over my Model T,
trying type papers analyzing these "great author's" stories for class
and...They where drunk when they wrote them...THAT Explains Everything....I
should of known when I saw Hemingway running with the bulls, that he was not
too sober.
 
Now let me guess...the reasons the professor can pull all the hidden themes,
ironies and symbols out of these author's stories is because he's as doped up
as they where! No wonder I'm having such a hard time in this class...I don't
drink.
 <SKM>